Tinder profiles’ icks

Good morning!

We’re doing something different today! We’re already talked about dating in your late 20s, now let’s talk about tinder profiles icks!

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Gotta get with today’s means of finding partners, and there’s where tinder’s coming into play!

Now i’ll have you know I actually don’t have much matches and mostly lurks around as we have quite alot of rednecks, gym bros, single dads (just not my tea) and morons 🙈 but here’s some things that always flabbergast me

 

1- flipping off the camera

No way im gonna wanna like you if you just.. 🖕🏼 at the camera. For me this shows immaturity and on dating apps usually you wanna get on your best light, no??

 

2- showing pictures of JUST your kids

I’m paranoid enough to not include my pets on my photos.. dads with kids? Yeah that’s fine. But shots where only the kids are portrayed?! Hell nah.

 

3- no picture of themselves

Mainly on “one night” accounts only looking for sex, either landscape, mangas, memes.. anything but a picture of someone.

 

4- spam accounts

Who even entertain this?? Ive seen a llama, actors, cartoons.. it can be anything.

 

5- never looking at the camera

Unlike no.3, we do get pictures of them- but their either cropping their head in half, OR never looking at the camera 🤦🏽‍♀️

 

6- all are group pictures

Variant of no.5, we do see them but always with atleast one other person; sometimes groups. Hard to see which one you’re dealing with and is kind of a gamble.. almost always the uglier looking one 🫢

 

 

What are your tinder icks?
What’s the wierdest profile did you saw?